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ISKCON KINDERGARDEN

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Ok, I am kinda in illusion. I though that sannyasis should be kinda scary you know, small children don’t dare to approach them. I thought for a moment there that they should preach about Absolute Truth. I was thinking that a sannyasi is interested in transferring Krishna consciousness to adults mostly, because they have a capacity to understand philosophy. I was thinking that sannyasi should be above the level of singing retarded songs to please the public. Well, I am confused now, let me write an email to Mahadyuti Swami to clarify things.

Dear Mahadyuti Swami,
please accept my humble obeisances. All glories to Srila Prabhupada.
I have a philosophical question regarding your highly philosophical song which talks about eating in Govinda’s:

My question is what should we do if we live in a city which doesn’t have Govinda’s restaurant. Should we starve or there is some way to fix this? Also, since you are very good at presenting Krishna consciousness through singing, I would like to suggest to make songs and videos on following topics:

• Every day you need to wash your hands before eating.
• If somebody gives you a candy, you should say “Thank you”.
• Before you go to bed, you should brush your teeth.
• You need to to be good and you should forgive every day (this one will need help from Radhanath Swami).

Also, last time we traveled through Croatia, you were not sannyasi back then, but you went to gym every day. I am wondering how is your gym routine going. Is there a problem in meeting half naked girls in gym for an ISKCON sannyasi? If you are still going to a gym, I would suggest hooking up with Bhanu Swami, here are some photos of his muscles:

GBC member introduces Gymanam – 11th form of devotional service

I think GBC and sannyasi need to work more on establishing gymanam as the form of devotional service.

Thank you in advance for your answers,
your servant, Hanuman das

Reply by Mahadyuti Swami:
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